But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Randomize
