Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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