She's JV to your varsity
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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