When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I have aggressive nipples.
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