just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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