Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
