remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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