Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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