I just saw a hot homeless man
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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