we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
That was before I lit my hair on fire
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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