only if we run a train.
done.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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