ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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