ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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