So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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