What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
