I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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