Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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