Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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