Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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