My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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