Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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