gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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