I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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