I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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