he wants to bone in the snuggie
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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