Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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