I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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