she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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