He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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