i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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