i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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