three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Actions speak louder than pants.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
