Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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