Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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