You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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