You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize