Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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