Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions