My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.