I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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