my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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