Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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