Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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