"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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