She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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