So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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