Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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