come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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