You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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