love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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