By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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