normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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