Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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