I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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