Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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